Lesson 1
The hearing ear, and the seeing eye, the LORD hath made even both of them.
Proverbs 20:12
The Steel Tape and the Written Record
Every yard of fabric you will buy for this room rests on numbers you take in the next hour. If those numbers are soft, everything downstream is soft with them. Good measuring is not talent. It is a tool choice, a habit, and a piece of paper.
Use the right tape
Set the cloth tape aside. A dressmaker's tape stretches with age and with pulling, and over an eighty-inch window that stretch can hide an inch. For windows, walls, and furniture, use a retractable steel tape at least twelve feet long. The hooked metal end is designed to slide a little: it slides out when you hook it over an edge and in when you butt it against a surface, so that the reading is true either way. Do not pinch it still with your thumb and then wonder why your inside and outside readings disagree.
Read the tape square on. Sighting a mark from an angle can put you off by an eighth of an inch, and eighths add up across four cut drops. Work in inches and eighths, and write the fraction rather than rounding it in your head. If you prefer millimeters, stay in millimeters for the whole job. Mixing units is where mistakes hide.
Measure three times, in three places
Windows are rarely square, and old houses are almost never square. Measure the width at the top of the opening, at the middle, and at the bottom. Measure the height at the left, the center, and the right. If the three widths differ by more than a quarter inch, you have a window that will show a crooked hem if you trust a single reading. Note all three numbers. You will decide later which one governs; for now your job is to see the window as it actually is, not as it ought to be.
Over long spans a steel tape sags in the middle and reads long. Have someone hold the far end, or hook it and keep the blade against the wall. For anything above your reach, use a step stool with a wide base rather than a chair, and keep both feet on the same tread while you read.
Keep one sheet per room
Rule a sheet of paper into columns: window name, wall, opening width, opening height, floor-to-ceiling height, and any obstruction, such as a radiator, a deep sill, a light switch, or a door that swings toward the window. Name your windows in a way you will still understand in three weeks: "kitchen, over sink" beats "window 2." Date the sheet. If you measure a second room later, the dated sheet tells you which set of figures you trusted.
Measure the depth of the sill and the projection of any trim while you are there. Those two numbers decide later whether a panel will hang free or rub, and going back up the stool for them is a nuisance.
What goes wrong
The most common error is measuring the glass instead of the opening, which produces curtains that are visibly mean across the window. The second is measuring an existing curtain and assuming it was right. It may have been hemmed short years ago. Measure the window and the hardware, never the old textile. The third is trusting memory between the stool and the paper. Write the number before you climb down.
Honest numbers
Solomon writes that the hearing ear and the seeing eye are both the Lord's making. That is worth remembering with a tape in your hand, because the temptation in measuring is not laziness so much as wishfulness. We want the window to be the size that suits the fabric we already love. A number written down honestly, even when it is inconvenient, is a small act of truthfulness, and the whole project rests on it. Take the reading your eye actually sees, record it, and let the arithmetic tell you what it will.
Before you leave the room, read your sheet back aloud against the window. Errors that survive the tape rarely survive being said out loud.
Check yourself
Why should a dressmaker's cloth tape be set aside for measuring windows?
- It is too short for most windows
- It stretches with age and pulling, hiding as much as an inch over a long span
- It cannot be read in fractions of an inch
- It is only accurate on curved surfaces
Answer
B. It stretches with age and pulling, hiding as much as an inch over a long span
Why does the hooked metal end of a steel tape move slightly?
- It is worn out and should be replaced
- It compensates for tape sag over long spans
- It slides out when hooked over an edge and in when butted against a surface, so both readings are true
- It allows the tape to lock in place
Answer
C. It slides out when hooked over an edge and in when butted against a surface, so both readings are true
How many width readings does the material call for at each window?
- One, taken at the center
- Two, taken at top and bottom
- Four, one at each corner
- Three: at the top, the middle, and the bottom of the opening
Answer
D. Three: at the top, the middle, and the bottom of the opening
If the three width readings differ by more than a quarter inch, what does that tell you?
- The tape is faulty
- The window is out of square and a single reading would produce a visibly crooked result
- The window must be replaced before curtains are made
- You should average the readings and forget the rest
Answer
B. The window is out of square and a single reading would produce a visibly crooked result
What happens to a steel tape stretched across a long span without support?
- It sags in the middle and reads long
- It sags and reads short
- It reads accurately as long as it is level
- It springs back and loses the hook
Answer
A. It sags in the middle and reads long
What is the recommended way to record fractional readings?
- Work in inches and eighths and write the fraction down, or stay in millimeters throughout
- Round every reading to the nearest inch
- Convert every reading to decimal feet
- Mix inches and millimeters, whichever is closer
Answer
A. Work in inches and eighths and write the fraction down, or stay in millimeters throughout
Which of these is named as a common measuring error?
- Measuring the opening rather than the glass
- Writing down all three readings
- Measuring an existing curtain and assuming it was hemmed correctly
- Recording the sill depth while you are at the window
Answer
C. Measuring an existing curtain and assuming it was hemmed correctly
Why should the sill depth and trim projection be measured on the first trip?
- They determine the fiber content of the fabric
- They set the fullness ratio
- They are required by the pattern envelope
- They decide whether a panel will hang free or rub, and returning for them is a nuisance
Answer
D. They decide whether a panel will hang free or rub, and returning for them is a nuisance
What does the material say Proverbs 20:12 has to do with measuring?
- It promises that skilled work will be rewarded
- It reminds us the eye is God's making, so we should record the reading we actually see rather than the one we wish for
- It commands the use of a plumb line
- It warns against hasty planning
Answer
B. It reminds us the eye is God's making, so we should record the reading we actually see rather than the one we wish for
What final check is suggested before leaving the room?
- Cut a test panel from scrap
- Photograph the window from outside
- Read the sheet back aloud against the window, since errors rarely survive being said out loud
- Re-measure everything with a second tape
Answer
C. Read the sheet back aloud against the window, since errors rarely survive being said out loud